The Official One Ring Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about the ring, THE ONE RING.  This site is awesome.    My name is Smeagol and I can't stop thinking about the ring.  The ring is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    The ring is my precious.

2.    The one ring makes me flip out and kill people ALL OF THE TIME.

3.    The purpose of the ring is find them, and in the darkness, bind them.

Gear:

My Precious                       Ebay   

That Pansey, Sauron

Testimonial:

The ring can corrupt anyone it wants!  The ring turns people invisible ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This thing is so crazy and awesome that it makes me flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this king who was eating at a castle.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the king got corrupted by the ring, turned into a Nazgul, and killed the whole town.  My friend Frodo said that he saw some kid get corrupted by the ring just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that the one ring has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they'll drop it in Mount Doom!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

The ring is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This thing is totally awesome and that's a fact.  The ring is gold, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start eating fish next year.  I love the ring with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about the ring?

A: The ring is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it doesn't do crap, but on the other hand, it's cool looking and makes you invisible.

Q: I heard that the holders of the ring are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other beings, those that hold the ring can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What does the ring do when it's not corrupting people or turning them invisible?

A: Most of the time it's kept in a sealed envelope, but sometimes it gets lost in a cave.  (Ask Bilbo if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of that asshole Bilbo.

He really wants to get the ring, and went on a whole

adventure with it which is bragable.